AISubs v3.7
What do you want to say to everyone who came back?
First of all, why do you think I left you behind?
- You said you were going home. - I didn't say that!
- "Thank you for your hard work!" - "Thank you for your hard work!"
- It wasn't "thank you for your hard work!" - "Thank you for your hard work!" is synonymous with "thank you for your hard work!"
Everyone went home, and I was left alone in Tokai.
- Your buddies went home, too. - I thought it would be annoying if I was in Tokai.
My buddies wouldn't say anything bad about me in Tokai.
- They wouldn't say anything bad about you in Tokai. - Cyclones don't stop.
- Cyclones don't stop.
You're such a weak person.
I was drinking like this and said, "I drank it all up!"
I was weak.
- When I saw that, I thought, "Wow, that's nice." - It's the opposite.
So I didn't get drunk at all in the end.
When I said I didn't want to drink anymore, Gen and Chan said,
Ah, I drank it up! I drank it up! Taxi, 4 yen, drink it up! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you for your hard work!
I don't think that's a problem.
- You weren't tired at all. - I wasn't tired at all.
- You weren't tired at all. - You weren't tired at all.
It's easy to get drunk, isn't it?
- You were drunk last year, too. - I was drunk last year, too.
You were drunk last year, too.
- I don't like talking about my private life. - Then you should talk about it.
Why is it private?
It's not something you say in public.
But you talked about it so much that you got drunk.
What is it?
What? Who?
Shibayu-san is out.
Out?
Shibayu-san is dead.
Who are you?
I am an angel.
Angel?
You are infected with a terrible infectious disease.
If you don't make fun of me in five minutes, you will die.
Make fun of you?
Someone else?
That's right.
So Shibayu didn't do anything while making people laugh for five minutes?
Shibayu-kun is dead.
Isn't it funny?
Please, Shibayu.
Let's go.
Shibayu, are you going?
I'm sorry.
I don't think I can make you laugh.
That's right.
Shibayu, you were boring.
What are you talking about?
Shibayu! Don't say it!
Let's go.
Shibayu!
What are you doing?
What?
I didn't know you were sick like that.
Where did you get it?
Right?
We're all sick, aren't we?
What?
I don't know.
We're all going to die.
If we don't live, we're in trouble.
The fact that you died for the first time means that we've always been able to finish people in five minutes, right?
The five of us are really funny.
If we're together all the time, we'll be fine, right?
It's funny that you guys are here, but I laugh.
I don't laugh.
I usually laugh about things like that.
On the other hand, if you think you've been locked up for ten days...
Locked up?
Where did you get it?
Sudden diss.
Is there such a game?
It's not a private game.
It's quiet.
Is there an ekra?
Ekra?
Is it a deflator?
I've heard of it.
It's hard.
It's better than I thought.
You guys don't live alone, do you?
That's right.
Everyone has left.
My juniors live nearby.
What do you do if your juniors don't come?
Basically the opposite.
My juniors do what they usually do.
If it doesn't work out, they'll tell me.
I've been at home all the time, but my juniors feed me.
That environment is so special that we can't change it.
No way.
You can't change it?
Do you live with him?
No, I can't.
Isn't it too fast?
Can you think about it a little more?
I can't.
Why do you want to live with me?
I thought you were going to buy a cat.
Oh, I see.
It's weird for me to live with you to buy a cat.
I don't feel like buying it for the rest of my life.
I want to find a really good place.
I want to take care of it and take responsibility.
If you shake it, you'll like it.
I'm sorry, but if the cat dies, I'll take a day off from shooting.
It's really depressing, isn't it?
Even if the fish dies, it's not so depressing.
What's that?
I'll eat it.
It's really depressing.
I'm surprised.
It's really depressing.
I'm sure I would have liked it, but why is it so depressing?
I know what you mean.
It's not like you didn't care about it.
I did care about it, and I wanted it for a long time, but now it's dead.
I thought it was about time.
Both times.
And it was upside down.
But you laughed a lot.
I laughed a lot, but I thought it was about time.
I was really scared.
By the way, you had plenty of time.
If you work so hard, you can't live.
You'll die in two hours.
Take care of your bloodline.
It's not guaranteed that you'll laugh with a bloodline confirmation.
If you were Toshimitsu, you'd say it's a foul confirmation.
I don't say anything other than shooting.
If you drink it, you'll get a bloodline confirmation.
She's got a bloodline.
I'm sure of it.
I thought I was laughing only with people, so I was a little jealous.
But it was for life.
I didn't do it for life.
You do anything for life.
Yumemaru's wife has a bloodline.
The other day, the three of us were shooting a video with a sexy actress.
At that time, this sexy actress said, "You like the hair of a chubby manko, don't you?"
It's funny if it comes out of a beautiful woman's mouth.
I'm used to it.
I've always been a chubby manko.
Is your hair okay?
I was worried about what to do if it didn't get interesting.
I don't know what will happen when the video comes out.
Do you know?
What do you like better, Mii-chan or Mii-chan?
I don't know what to say.
Me?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll leave it in the car.
We're doing rock-paper-scissors today.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I want to change my job right away.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
You won't get angry, will you?
If I say something like that.
What?
I'm not angry.
I don't need Nebudo.
So you can call me anytime you like.
I'm not like that, Nebudo.
I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
What?
Just in case.
I don't know.
I don't know, but...
Just in case.
Isn't it scary to hit me just in case?
It's scary.
Just in case.
It can't be helped.
It's scary.
You should definitely come.
That's for sure.
You'll definitely come to me.
You...
You're talking at a fast pace.
It's not me.
Is it me?
It's Toshimitsu.
It's me.
Toshimitsu!
It's me!
Why are you playing with your phone and being lazy?
I was wondering what I was going to do.
Did I talk about AV for that long?
Are you really going to go?
If only my existence would cool down and there would be no regret for AV.
It's not AV.
What?
It's Toshimitsu!
It's definitely not good.
I think so, too.
Yeah.
I can't help but say that Yumemaru is really normal.
Even for me, I can't help but grab it.
That's weird.
Being normal is a betrayal.
That's true.
That's amazing.
What?
It's been three minutes.
It's been five minutes.
Isn't it really fast?
It's not me.
It's Ryo's death.
Isn't it fast?
It's been five minutes.
I cut the potatoes and ate them.
What's the last thing you said?
I don't remember.
Let's say it.
It's been half a minute.
I can't make you laugh anymore.
Goodbye.
Isn't it five minutes too fast?
If you don't say anything, you'll miss it.
I want to talk about something unrelated to this game.
That's right.
I'm too tied up with it now.
Do you buy an iPhone?
I don't buy it yet.
Wait a minute. The iPhone story is funny.
You'd better hurry up and go.
Don't rush me!
Calm down!
I'll bite you!
Please! I'm sorry! Let me say something funny!
You can do it if you do the legendary belly dancing!
Let me do the legendary belly dancing!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and do the legendary belly dancing!
What kind of belly dancing is it?
What kind of dance is it?
Hurry up!
That's your lips.
Can I do it?
That's right!
You can do it!
You're funny!
I didn't know it was so funny!
I'm sure it's funny!
It's funny!
You're funny!
[Everyone is laughing]
This is so hard, this is so hard!
This is so unfair!
What do we do about this?
We just have to play a legendary game.
We just have to play a "tamasudare" (a game with lead sized balls)
We just have to play "tamakintamasudare" (a game with lead sized balls)
We just have to...
I'm starting to chaos, I might laugh to death.
How about you try "tamasudare" (a game with lead sized balls)
We just have to play "tamasudare" or we'll die.
I'm nervous, my balls are shrinking!
Tamakin, Tamasudare.
Sate is Tamakin, Tamasudare.
It's Riezent.
(Laughing)
What is this joke?
Is it a corocoro comic?
That's dangerous.
I'll use Riezent.
This happened.
That's cruel.
The other day, when I came back from the radio, I was alone and the toilet was very dirty.
I was in front of a car and I couldn't communicate because I was in front of a car, so I was doing this.
I was doing this when I was doing the radio signal, but 80% of it leaked down.
(Laughing)
Did it leak too much?
It leaked too much.
In the middle of that, I stopped it because it was dangerous, but most of the parts I've done so far have leaked down.
It's better to buy a gatorade.
Oh, you're talking about me.
You're making progress.
I don't think I can do it anymore.
I can't do it.
I didn't know this was a nursing school.
(Laughing)
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.,
Wow.
(Laughing)
Wait a minute.
Stop it!
(Laughing)
Stop it.
(Laughing)
I'm going to do a cheerleading.
I'll run in front of you.
No, I can't do it.
I'll do it for you.
Oh!
That's amazing, that's amazing.
My parents will let me go to the hospital anywhere.
What kind of video is it?
Why do you want me to do this?
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
It's over. You win.
I won't let you read the comments.
Why do you want me to read the comments?
You're going to kill me.
You're going to get a penalty.
It's delicious.
It's small.
It's starting to taste like something important.
It's like a live performance.
Tetsuya-san is going to die.
Let's say it.
You're going to die.
I did my best to pee and stuff, but ever since I saw you two dancing, I knew it was me.
I've been watching you two in heaven.
Thank you for your stomach.
Thank you.
It was the best.
Your stomach.
Thank you!
It wasn't funny, Tetsuya!
Teacher!
When you two get together, you suddenly get lonely.
That's right.
I don't know what to say.
It's a waste of time.
If we keep talking like this, we won't have an opening talk on the radio.
That's right.
An opening talk...
I don't know what to say.
You two are...
That's right.
Let's stay alive until the end.
Let's say "I'm going to die."
I wonder if you're eating properly.
It would have been dangerous if you didn't dance.
Tetsuya left in an instant.
My body is really falling apart.
You left too soon after dancing.
It's amazing how you want to play games at this age.
When I realized it, I couldn't play games anymore.
I can still play games in the middle of the night.
I don't want to do it.
I played a game called "Made in Abyss".
"Made in Abyss"?
That's right.
I bought it.
I died in the tutorial.
Is that still okay?
Tsukushi-sensei wasn't feeling well from drawing adults in a row.
Isn't he amazing?
He's amazing.
When I saw his interview, I thought he was a weirdo.
You're amazing.
What?
You look like you're freezing to death.
220 kcal.
You're going to die.
I'm tired of talking.
You can die.
We've been filming for about an hour, right?
An hour and a half.
An hour and a half!
It's like a radio show.
And you know what's scary?
If you die in five minutes,
you have to talk about what you're going to eat in five minutes, right?
That's right.
That's not funny at all.
You're right.
It's like a normal face.
Is this safe?
It's a little creepy.
It's been five years.
How many years has it been?
I've been doing this for a while.
Well,
We've been doing this for a while, but we only have a few seconds left in our lives.
We only have a few seconds left.
The time has come.
It's your senior's death.
Is it here?
Yes.
It doesn't matter. I'll be there in about 30 seconds.
I'm sorry. I didn't make you laugh.
I'm sorry.
The beginning of death is about me becoming the most interesting person in the world.
Do you agree with me?
I don't agree with you.
What should I do?
I'm going to die with courage.
Thank you, father of the world.
I was the most interesting person in the world.
I'm going to die.
Thank you.
I'm glad I was born in this world and met you.
Please carry me.
Thank you.
Let's meet again in heaven.
Please make my members purple in heaven.
Thank you.